How to Safely Travel with Sex Toys in India

Swagata Deshmukh - Mar 28, 2024

Wondering how to travel with sex toys in India? Get expert tips on discreet packing, and navigating airport security to ensure a smooth, worry-free journey. We gotchu!

Scenic pleasures on your way about town and sexual pleasures on your hotel bed springs – now that’s life! Travel with sex toys in India can be a bit tricky, but there sure are ways to get the best of both worlds. Here are some easy-peasy, luggage-squeezy travel tips for you and your sex toys.

Why Traveling with Sex Toys in India Can Be Tricky

While carrying your naughty little friends isn’t technically against the law, India’s conservative vibe might make things a tad awkward. Obscenity laws here can be a bit subjective (yes, we’re talking grey-area vibes), so it’s best to keep things under wraps—literally. But hey, airport security is just doing their job, not here to judge your self-care routine, so as long as you aren’t overdoing it, you should be fine.

How to Safely Travel with Sex Toys in India

Start Small For A Big Finish

Need some suggestions for packaging your sex toys? Carrying an unrealistic 12” dildo that shoots ropes with realistic sacks and veins is probably not a great idea. Less is more when you’re on the road. So, you can start with a discreet-looking massager or strokers that will fit easily in your bag. You can pick a powerful one like Pulse full-body massager. Don’t let the scanner tell the security that you are planning to make your own Dudhsagar Falls in Goa if you know what I mean.

If you are planning to carry a lubricant, try Glide – the best natural lubricant you can get in a travel-friendly 30ml bottle. It is advised not to carry over 100 ml during travelling.

How to Pass Through Security with Minimal Fuss

Don’t just let your massager hang around in your bag by itself, that would be accident-prone and unhygienic. Store your bedroom essentials properly in its silk/satin pouch or wrap it around with a soft cloth and then place that pouch in your carry-on bag. While you are at it, make sure you take out the battery or turn on the travel lock before storing it. Or just use it all night long, so it doesn’t have any battery left on the day of travelling. You don’t want to travel with sex toys in India that randomly start buzzing during checking, it would be tough to fool the security by claiming it to be honeybees.

Navigating Airport Security With Sex Toys

What to do if your luggage is inspected? Imagine they’re giving your bag a once-over. No biggie! If your toy makes an appearance, just own it. This is where your smooth-talking skills come into play. “Oh, that’s just my personal massager. Great for neck tension!” You’ll be out of there faster than you can say ‘sex toy.’ Just remember: you’re a grown-up with needs, and as long as your toys are packed discreetly and hygienically, you’ve got nothing to worry about.

Bottomline

You are not the first and won’t be the last person to travel with sex toys in India on a trip. And as long as your self-care product doesn’t cause a ruckus or seem obscene (a very subjective term), you should be fine. Just put on a brave face and have a ‘deal with it’ sassy attitude. You go, boo!