With lubes that make your partner go "Oh yeah!" MyMuse assures you a love life so slippery and smooth that managing without them would seem an impossible dream!
Today, we're going to talk about something we all know and love: lubricants! But not just any lubricants, oh no. We're here to talk about why MyMuse's lubes reign supreme over all others. Now, you might be thinking, "Aren't all lubes created equal?" but let me tell you, that’s simply not the case. These lubes are in a league of their own, and I'm here to give you six reasons why you should never settle for anything less. So sit back, relax, and get ready to learn why MyMuse's lubes are the only choice for anyone who wants to have the safest fun possible (and let's be real, who doesn't?).
And remember, the wetter the better, ALWAYS!
A Watery Groooooove
Oh dear, where do I begin with Glide? It's like the wingman you always wished you had, a stream of silk on your skin - smooth and luxurious. Glide is a natural water-based lubricant jelly that puts all the other lubes to shame. Its pH-balanced formula infused with aloe ensures that you'll be sliding and gliding with ease, without any pesky friction getting in the way.
Trust me, you'll never want to go back to those other lubes that leave you feeling sticky and gross when you use Glide. You feel nothing short of being on a cloud, weightless and free because it mimics natural lubrication to the best of its formula. It will be the conductor for your orchestra, ensuring that all the instruments are in harmony and working together seamlessly, be it self-pleasure or otherwise.
More Than Just Oil Spills
Slick is like a secret weapon that takes your intimate experiences to a whole new level. Its all-natural, oil-based formula is like liquid gold, transforming every touch into a sumptuous feast for the senses. With Slick, you'll feel like you're dancing on a freshly polished dance floor (let’s be frank, sexy time is a dance indeed). Slick is the ultimate pleasure enhancer because of its nourishing properties from essential oils and no nasty chemicals. You can use it to moisturize your skin, indulge in a sensual massage, or have some sexy fun. Just don’t use it with condoms or silicone massagers.
Now You See Me, Now You Don’t
Ever had your sheets ruined by a greasy glob of lube gone rogue? Trust us, we feel your pain. But with MyMuse's lube game on point with Glide, you can let loose without stressing over any nasty stains. Our water-based Glide lube is the ultimate Houdini, disappearing without a trace and leaving your sheets as clean as a whistle. We can’t say the same for Slick but our Glide has got your back. So, go ahead and get as slippery as your wettest dream.
Marathons Made Easy
Slick lube is like the Duracell Bunny - it keeps going and going and going. No need to worry about things drying up or losing their mojo mid-session, and leading to a sexual rut. Our formula is like a magical elixir that keeps the fun flowing all night long. And the best part? You don't need a gallon of the stuff to make it work. A little dab will do ya, so you can keep your wallet happy and your nether regions even happier. So go ahead, indulge in the pleasure of our long-lasting lube, and let the good times roll!
Doing The Right Thing 😌
MyMuse cares about your health so much, they wouldn't even dream of giving you a lube that's less than perfect, no siree! The products won't leave you feeling gross or icky. Quite similar to having your own personal health coach, making sure that every intimate experience is as healthy and enjoyable as possible.
With no nasty chemicals or questionable ingredients, MyMuse is the unicorn of lubricants - rare, magical, and totally worth seeking out. Other brands? Pfft, they don't even come close because they aren’t making the effort of being your superhero in the bedroom, fighting against friction and discomfort with every squirt like MyMuse is. So, join our club, we have cookies, and of course, lubes too, that are out of this world!
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