Whether solo or with a partner, these toys will take playtime to the next level.
Hopeless Romancers Kit
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Kit inclusions
Key Benefits
How To Use
Pulse, Breeze, Beat: To turn the massagers on/off, simply press and hold the power button for 3 seconds. To switch between speeds, press the power or speed buttons once. Use the included USB charging cable to charge.
Glow: Take a little oil into the palm of your hand, and massage into the skin using smooth strokes. For external use only.
Glide: Take some onto your palm, or apply directly to the desired body part. Safe for intimate use. Avoid eyes/ears/mouth.
Spark: Trim wick to 1/4th inch before each use. Light both wicks to ensure an even burn, and use for 4-5 hours at a time to prevent overheating.
Under the sheets Intimacy card game: Pick a card from the deck, and do what it says. Choose from 5 categories and 3 levels.
Wink: Slip Wink over your or your partner’s eyes, and use it as a cheeky blindfold, or as an eye mask for long nights.
Swipes: Remove a single wipe from the packet. Unfold and gently wipe around genitals. Dispose of after one use and reseal the packet.
*Check individual product pages & FAQs for more details.
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Meet The Hopeless Romancers Kit
It's the most romantic time of year and we're here to make it extra special. From mesmerising mood-setters, to exciting pleasure essentials, this curated gift box has literally everything you need to make this a Valentine's date to remember.
Why Try the Hopeless Romancers Kit?

Natural, High-Quality Formulations
Our products are made with high quality ingredients and no nasty additives, making them safe for intimate use.
The Ultimate Bedroom Pleasure Box
Having all 10 products equips you with the perfect bedroom kit, to unlock maximum pleasure.
The Best Way to Show Your Love
This beautifully designed gift box, full of thoughtfully designed products, is the ultimate way to show you care.
Customer Reviews
slip and slide , ride and glide 😁
"After trying a variety of water based lubes I can surely say this is the best one so far. With its non sticky formula it isn’t very viscous like others the consistency is just right to mimic natural feel plus it is fragrance free which again ranks it above other variants in market for me. All in all it is made to feel very natural and smooth and it does what it’s made for! Must try!"
it’s best as it is. ordered for a second time.
“Absolutely loved the product. Much better than other options available in the market. Feels very light, skin friendly, cleans up super easy. I can’t imagine my life without it now. Ordered it for a second time. The thing I love the most about it is that it is very light, feels like water, pour out easily. Literally, glides!”
feels amazing
“It makes you feel like you're floating, Wink gives you total darkness and heightens your sensations during play.”
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FAQs
Why is this Kit Perfect For Valentine’s Day?
The Hopeless Romancers Kit should be your go-to token of affection this Valentine’s Day. It is jam packed with products that are perfect to celebrate love, any day of the year.
Is gift-wrapping an option?
This kit comes in a beautifully designed custom gift box. You can add your message at checkout, to ensure your gift is personalised.
Will the products be shipped together in one box?
Yes - all the items will be shipped together.