Whether solo or with a partner, these toys will take playtime to the next level.
Hopeless Romancers Kit
Valentine’s Day Box
Pulse Full Body Massager
Breeze Full Body Massager
Beat Vibrating Stroker
Glide Lube Jelly 30mL
Glow Relaxing Massage Oil
Under The Sheets - Card Game
Swipes Cleansing Wipes (4P + 4V)
All-Natural & Body Safe:
Our products are free from parabens, preservatives, and nasty additives, so you can give a gift that’s clean, but dirty in all the right ways ;)
Use Individually or Together
These versatile products can be enjoyed individually or together, in endless different ways. So get creative and have fun exploring!
Built for Pleasure
The Hopeless Romancers Kit is the ultimate pleasure toolbox, with everything you need to set the stage for romance, passion, and excitement.
The Perfect Gift
This set of products is packaged in a luxe, beautifully designed gift box with a custom sleeve. It’s the perfect gesture to show how much you care.
How To Use
Pulse, Breeze, Beat: To turn the massagers on/off, simply press and hold the power button for 3 seconds. To switch between speeds, press the power or speed buttons once. Use the included USB charging cable to charge.
Glow: Take a little oil into the palm of your hand, and massage into the skin using smooth strokes. For external use only.
Glide: Take some onto your palm, or apply directly to the desired body part. Safe for intimate use. Avoid eyes/ears/mouth.
Spark: Trim wick to 1/4th inch before each use. Light both wicks to ensure an even burn, and use for 4-5 hours at a time to prevent overheating.
Under the sheets Intimacy card game: Pick a card from the deck, and do what it says. Choose from 5 categories and 3 levels.
Wink: Slip Wink over your or your partner’s eyes, and use it as a cheeky blindfold, or as an eye mask for long nights.
Swipes: Remove a single wipe from the packet. Unfold and gently wipe around genitals. Dispose of after one use and reseal the packet.
*Check individual product pages & FAQs for more details.
Ultimate Grand Gesture
An impressive gift box filled with love
Spicing Things Up
Everything you need to spice up your bedroom life
Pamper your someone special with a unique gift
Discover new sensations and unlock satisfaction
Oh, and we offer free + discreet shipping on all orders
Meet The Hopeless Romancers Kit
It's the most romantic time of year and we're here to make it extra special. From mesmerising mood-setters, to exciting pleasure essentials, this curated gift box has literally everything you need to make this a Valentine's date to remember.
Why Try the Hopeless Romancers Kit?
Natural, High-Quality Formulations
Our products are made with high quality ingredients and no nasty additives, making them safe for intimate use.
The Ultimate Bedroom Pleasure Box
Having all 10 products equips you with the perfect bedroom kit, to unlock maximum pleasure.
The Best Way to Show Your Love
This beautifully designed gift box, full of thoughtfully designed products, is the ultimate way to show you care.
slip and slide , ride and glide 😁
"After trying a variety of water based lubes I can surely say this is the best one so far. With its non sticky formula it isn’t very viscous like others the consistency is just right to mimic natural feel plus it is fragrance free which again ranks it above other variants in market for me. All in all it is made to feel very natural and smooth and it does what it’s made for! Must try!"
it’s best as it is. ordered for a second time.
“Absolutely loved the product. Much better than other options available in the market. Feels very light, skin friendly, cleans up super easy. I can’t imagine my life without it now. Ordered it for a second time. The thing I love the most about it is that it is very light, feels like water, pour out easily. Literally, glides!”
“It makes you feel like you're floating, Wink gives you total darkness and heightens your sensations during play.”
- Rated 5 out of 5 stars3/19/23Go get it NOW!
I have been using other My Muse products but Breeze is the best among all the others. It’s Just perfect for a solo use. It gives the best simulation and feels great on your skin. The motions and speed (there are TEN) are perfect! Honestly, It saved me form a dry spell. BIG TIME!Anonymous
- Rated 5 out of 5 stars3/17/23Os by this Hoe
When you're feeling stressed out this massager is just there for you, plug it into all your spots and it had me there in less than 2 mins and i was shaking and gasping. YUM. Beats my shower anyday.MmVerified Reviewer
- Rated 5 out of 5 stars3/16/23Go Get It Girl!!!
This is just so Awwwwahhhaaasomeee. Huge fan of clitorial orgasms and we all know how tricky and tiring they can get at times. This one will make sure you reach the big O in no time. I came in seconds the first time i used it! Can't recommend it enough. Just go for it!!!clitoralorgasmkidewaniVerified Reviewer
- Rated 5 out of 5 stars3/15/23It's already awesome
When the description said "toe curling experience", I thought "yeah, right", but bought it anyway. I do not regret it. It was truly a toe curling experience. Thank you so much 🥰AnonVerified Buyer
Build Your Own Box
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Why is this Kit Perfect For Valentine’s Day?
The Hopeless Romancers Kit should be your go-to token of affection this Valentine’s Day. It is jam packed with products that are perfect to celebrate love, any day of the year.
Is gift-wrapping an option?
This kit comes in a beautifully designed custom gift box. You can add your message at checkout, to ensure your gift is personalised.
Will the products be shipped together in one box?
Yes - all the items will be shipped together.