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We’re all about self-love but our sex-toy stash can sometimes land us into some crazy and uncomfortable situations. But, in hindsight, these mortifying moments can be super funny!
For many of us, getting a massager isn’t the tough part - it’s the possibility of someone discovering our secret stash, that keeps us awake at night. Of course, that isn’t the case with our discreet-looking full-body massagers like Pulse, but there have been some LOLs and cringe-worthy moments with other massagers. From awkwardness with airport authorities to mischievous pets getting into the action, these stories will have you laughing and possibly even wincing. So, grab your popcorn and let's have a good laugh as we explore these sex toy snafus that we’ve compiled from Whisper, Twitter, and an anonymous poll!
1. This Hair–Raising Blunder
source: Whisper
2. This Mobile Mishap
source: Whisper
3. BRB... Changing My Address Again
source: Twitter
4. Baggage Botch-Up
source: Twitter
5. Kitchen Un-Confidential
source: Twitter
6. We Bet It Was A “Facial Pore Massager” (IYKYK)
source: Twitter
7. Hope They Were Actually Clean, At Least
source: Twitter
8. NGL, That’s Pretty Mortifying
source: anonymous NGL submission
9. That’s…Ruff
source: anonymous NGL submission
10. The Easter Bunny Sure Did Get Her Hoppy Ending
source: Whisper
We bet you too have a funny story involving your favourite full-body massagers. These mortifying moments are obviously way funnier in retrospect. It’s important to remember that while these stories may cause some embarrassment, there should be no shame in seeking self-pleasure and expressing one’s sexuality!
Also read: Personal Massagers For Beginners: A 4-Step Guide To Your Pleasure
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