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Ethan Hunt's impossible missions got nothing on mine! Let me tell you about the greatest assignment I've ever done- masturbate for 30 days & write about it.
Note: We neither encourage nor disapprove of daily masturbation, as long as it is done in a healthy and consensual manner.
Let's be honest, folks. We've all been there. You know, that point in your life when you're too tired to socialize, too busy to date, and too horny to function. That's where I found myself a few months ago, just minding my own business at work, when I was assigned a fun assignment: masturbate every day for 30 days and write about it.
At first, I was like, "Oh, sure, I'll just add that to my to-do list, right after 'fix the patriarchy' and 'find a way to stop global warming." But then I thought about it some more, and I realized that this could actually be kind of fun. After all, I work for a sexual wellness brand, so it's not like I'm shy about talking about sex. So here are some of my learnings from the thirty-day sprint.
The More You Do It, the More You Want
Full disclosure: I love masturbating. It's like a healthy exercise where you get to burn some calories (as science says) and doesn't need you to have a near-death experience of wearing a sports bra. So, when I began the challenge, I thought, "Finally, an exercise I can enjoy"
But let me tell you, folks, things took a turn. At first, masturbating every day was just, well, okay. I mean, it was nice, but it wasn't earth-shattering. But by day five, something changed. It was a hassle at times, but it also made my body get used to pleasure and crave it more. It was like my body was saying, "Hey, remember how good that felt? Let's do it again!"
By day 10, I was hooked. I found myself looking forward to my solo sessions, planning them in advance like they were important meetings. And the more orgasms I had, the more I craved them. It was like my body had discovered a hobby or activity, one that didn’t involve spending loads of money on stationary or workshops.
Scheduling Self-Love
Of course, masturbating every day wasn't always easy. Life gets in the way, you know? There were days when I had back-to-back meetings and barely had time to pee, let alone get myself off. But I soon realized that if I wanted to make it work, I had to prioritize it. So I started setting aside time each day specifically for masturbating.
It might sound weird, but it worked. I would block off 20 minutes in my calendar and treat it like an important appointment. And you know what? It was kind of liberating. It was like giving myself permission to prioritize my pleasure. I mean, if CEOs can schedule time for self-care, then why can't I schedule time for self-love?
Two Are Better Than One
By day 15, I was already on a roll but I wanted to try something different. So, I decided to involve my partner in my devious little plan- mutual masturbation. I know it might sound weird, but hear me out. Masturbating with a partner can be hot as hell. It's like watching porn, except the porn is your partner.
During my challenge, I tried out mutual masturbation with my partner a couple of times, and it was honestly one of the highlights. There's something incredibly intimate about watching someone else pleasure themselves and knowing that they're getting turned on by watching you. Plus, it's a great way to learn more about each other's bodies and preferences. And let's face it, folks, when it comes to sex, communication is key.
Fantasyland- The Real Happiest Place On Earth
Last but not least, let's talk about fantasies. To be honest by day 20, I had gotten through every porn category that tickled my fantasy, and I thought to myself why not delve into new fantasy horizons by wielding the power of my creativity. Masturbation is the perfect time to let your imagination run wild.
Personally, I'm a big fan of erotic fiction. There's something about reading a steamy story that gets my imagination going. Plus, there are endless options out there, so I decided to try new genres.
But if reading's not your thing, there are plenty of other ways to explore your fantasies. Maybe you can try listening to audio erotica, or maybe you prefer to close your eyes and let your mind wander. Whatever it is, don't be afraid to indulge in your desires. After all, that's what masturbation is all about.
In conclusion, masturbating every day for 30 days was quite the adventure. I discovered new tools and techniques, found creative ways to make time for myself, and even tried out mutual masturbation with my partner. But the most important thing I learned? I learned that taking the time to pleasure yourself is not only important but necessary.
So, go forth, my friends, and embrace your inner pleasure-seeker. Your body (and mind) will thank you for it.
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